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		<title>Perfect Health Diet &#187; Intermittent Fasting as a Therapy for Hypothyroidism</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 01:51:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reader Adam Kadela has begun intermittent fasting &#097;&#110;&#100; wonders &#104;&#111;&#119; &#105;&#116; might affect his hypothyroidism: I have a &#113;&#117;&#101;&#115;&#116;&#105;&#111;&#110; pertaining to the section &#097;&#116; the &#101;&#110;&#100; &#111;&#102; the book covering extended fasts. I regularly practice the 16-8 fast/feast protocol (breakfast &#097;&#116; noon, last meal before eight), &#097;&#110;&#100; &#112;&#108;&#097;&#110; to throw &#105;&#110; a 36 hour fast [...]]]></description>
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<p>Reader Adam Kadela has begun intermittent fasting &#097;&#110;&#100; wonders &#104;&#111;&#119; &#105;&#116; might affect his hypothyroidism:</p>
<p>I have a &#113;&#117;&#101;&#115;&#116;&#105;&#111;&#110; pertaining to the section &#097;&#116; the &#101;&#110;&#100; &#111;&#102; the book covering extended fasts. I regularly practice the 16-8 fast/feast protocol (breakfast &#097;&#116; noon, last meal before eight), &#097;&#110;&#100; &#112;&#108;&#097;&#110; to throw &#105;&#110; a 36 hour fast &#111;&#110;&#099;&#101; a month per &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; book. &#104;&#111;&#119;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114;, I &#097;&#109; hypothyroid (hashimoto&#8217;s) &#097;&#110;&#100; take synthetic T4 &#097;&#110;&#100; T3 (unithroid &#097;&#110;&#100; cytomel), &#115;&#111; I&#8217;m wondering if an extended fast could affect &#109;&#121; thyroid function negatively.</p>
<p>This is a great &#113;&#117;&#101;&#115;&#116;&#105;&#111;&#110;. I &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#107; the daily 16-hour fast should be therapeutic &#102;&#111;&#114; hypothyroidism, &#098;&#117;&#116; I’m &#110;&#111;&#116; &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101; about the 36-hour fast.</p>
<p>In today’s post I want to talk about why daily intermittent fasting may be therapeutic &#102;&#111;&#114; Hashimoto’s, which is an autoimmune hypothyroidism.</p>
<p>Food Sets The Circadian Clock
<p>The circadian clock is strongly influenced &#098;&#121; diet: indeed, food intake dominates light &#105;&#110; setting the circadian clock. If &#121;&#111;&#117; regularly eat &#097;&#116; night &#097;&#110;&#100; fast &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; the day, the body will &#115;&#116;&#097;&#114;&#116; treating night as day &#097;&#110;&#100; day as night. [1]</p>
<p>(Alcohol consumption &#097;&#116; night will &#097;&#108;&#115;&#111; tend to reset the clock, which may &#101;&#120;&#112;&#108;&#097;&#105;&#110; why college students are often night owls!)</p>
<p>This suggests &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; controlling the timing &#111;&#102; food consumption &#099;&#097;&#110; help to maintain circadian rhythms.</p>
<p>The Circadian Clock &#097;&#110;&#100; Hypothyroidism
<p>The thyroid &#102;&#111;&#108;&#108;&#111;&#119;&#115; circadian rhythms. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; is a circadian pattern to TSH levels:  high &#097;&#116; night, low &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; the day.</p>
<p>The thyroid’s circadian pattern is diminished &#105;&#110; autoimmune hypothyroidism. &#105;&#110; a study &#111;&#102; hypothyroid children, the night-time surge &#111;&#102; TSH averaged 22%, compared to 124% &#105;&#110; normal children. Only one &#111;&#102; 13 hypothyroid children &#104;&#097;&#100; a night-time TSH surge &#105;&#110; the normal range. [2]</p>
<p>The study authors concluded:</p>
<p>We suggest &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; the nocturnal surge &#111;&#102; TSH is &#105;&#109;&#112;&#111;&#114;&#116;&#097;&#110;&#116; &#102;&#111;&#114; maintenance &#111;&#102; thyroid function &#097;&#110;&#100; conclude &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; the nocturnal TSH surge is a much &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; sensitive test than the TSH response to TRH &#102;&#111;&#114; the diagnosis &#111;&#102; central hypothyroidism. [2]</p>
<p>Shift Work &#097;&#110;&#100; Hypothyroidism
<p>If circadian rhythms are &#105;&#109;&#112;&#111;&#114;&#116;&#097;&#110;&#116; &#102;&#111;&#114; thyroid function, &#119;&#101; would expect shift workers to have high rates &#111;&#102; hypothyroidism. Shift workers sleep &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; the day &#097;&#110;&#100; eat &#097;&#116; night, which disrupts circadian rhythms.</p>
<p>It turns &#111;&#117;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; shift work doubles the risk &#111;&#102; autoimmune hypothyroidism:</p>
<p>Stress induces autoimmune disorders &#098;&#121; affecting the immune response modulation. &#114;&#101;&#099;&#101;&#110;&#116; studies have shown &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; <strong>shift work stress may enhance the onset &#111;&#102; the autoimmune Graves hyperthyroidism</strong>. On the other hand, the &#112;&#111;&#115;&#115;&#105;&#098;&#108;&#101; association &#098;&#101;&#116;&#119;&#101;&#101;&#110; occupational stress &#097;&#110;&#100; autoimmune hypothyroidism has &#110;&#111;&#116; &#121;&#101;&#116; been investigated…. <strong>Subclinical autoimmune hypothyroidism &#119;&#097;&#115; diagnosed &#105;&#110; 7.7 percent shift workers &#097;&#110;&#100; &#105;&#110; 3.8 percent day-time workers with a statistically significant difference: Odds Ratio (OR) 2.12</strong>, 95 percent Confidence Interval (CI) 1.05 to 4.29; p=0.03…. Our data &#115;&#104;&#111;&#119; a significant association &#098;&#101;&#116;&#119;&#101;&#101;&#110; shift work &#097;&#110;&#100; autoimmune hypothyroidism. This finding may have implications &#105;&#110; the health surveillance programs. [3]</p>
<p>Shift Work Affected Adam Too
<p>In a follow up email, Adam told &#109;&#101; &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; night shift work may have helped cause his hypothyroidism:</p>
<p>[T]he paper about thyroid &#097;&#110;&#100; fasting … is &#112;&#097;&#114;&#116;&#105;&#099;&#117;&#108;&#097;&#114;&#108;&#121; &#105;&#110;&#116;&#101;&#114;&#101;&#115;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; to &#109;&#101; &#100;&#117;&#101; to &#109;&#121; experience with night shift work &#102;&#111;&#114; 10 months last year. &#109;&#121; circadian rhythm &#119;&#097;&#115; all &#111;&#117;&#116; &#111;&#102; whack &#100;&#117;&#101; to experimenting with different sleep schedules &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#114;&#121;&#105;&#110;&#103; to workout around midnight before going into work &#097;&#116; &#116;&#119;&#111; a.m. I &#097;&#108;&#115;&#111; played around with different diet strategies (grazing method w/ small meals, warrior diet, &#097;&#110;&#100; ultimately settling on the 16-8, which is &#098;&#121; far superior imo). &#109;&#121; thyroid, along with other hormones, did &#110;&#111;&#116; &#101;&#110;&#106;&#111;&#121; these trials.</p>
<p>Intermittent Fasting May Be Therapeutic
<p>Since the circadian rhythm is affected &#098;&#121; &#098;&#111;&#116;&#104; food &#097;&#110;&#100; light exposure, lifestyle practices &#099;&#097;&#110; enhance natural circadian rhythms. These practices should optimize the circadian cycle:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>Light entrainment:</strong>  Get daytime sun exposure, &#097;&#110;&#100; sleep &#105;&#110; a totally darkened room.</li>
<li><strong>Daytime feeding:</strong> Eat &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; daylight hours, &#115;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; food rhythms &#097;&#110;&#100; light rhythms are &#105;&#110; synch.</li>
<li><strong>Intermittent fasting:</strong> Concentrate food intake &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; an 8-hour window &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; daylight hours, preferably the afternoon. A 16-hour fast leading to lower blood sugar &#097;&#110;&#100; insulin levels, &#097;&#110;&#100; the &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; intense hormonal response to food &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; results from concentration &#111;&#102; daily calories into a short 8-hour time window, will accentuate the diurnal rhythm.</li>
<li><strong>Adequate carb intake:</strong>  Eat &#097;&#116; &#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#116; 400 “safe starch” carbohydrate calories daily &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; the afternoon feeding window. Relative to a very low-carb diet, this will increase daytime insulin release &#097;&#110;&#100;, &#098;&#121; increasing insulin sensitivity, may reduce fasting insulin levels. &#105;&#116; will thus enhance diurnal insulin rhythm.</li>
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<p>Adam tells &#109;&#101; &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; intermittent fasting &#115;&#101;&#101;&#109;&#115; to be improving his hypothyroidism:</p>
<p>I &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#107; you&#8217;re correct &#105;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; I&#8217;ve experienced some curative effects. &#104;&#111;&#119;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114;, with the improved nutrient absorption &#097;&#110;&#100; gut health from healthier eating &#097;&#110;&#100; fasting, I &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#107; I fluctuate a lot b/w slightly hypo, normal, &#097;&#110;&#100; hyper, since &#109;&#121; medication is constant. I&#8217;m still &#105;&#110; the process &#111;&#102; finding a balance, &#098;&#117;&#116; it&#8217;s a bigger improvement than &#109;&#121; past state.</p>
<p>Conclusion
<p>Many doctors mistakenly assume &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; &#099;&#097;&#110; be &#100;&#111;&#110;&#101; to cure autoimmune disorders. &#105;&#110; fact, &#104;&#111;&#119;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114;, autoimmune conditions commonly disappear &#111;&#110;&#099;&#101; the chronic infections, food toxins, or poor health practices &#116;&#104;&#097;&#116; cause &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; are eliminated.</p>
<p>Circadian rhythms have powerful influences on &#109;&#097;&#110;&#121; biological processes, &#097;&#110;&#100; disrupted circadian rhythms are a common feature &#111;&#102; disease. Without clinical trials it’s impossible to be &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101;, &#098;&#117;&#116; efforts to enhance circadian rhythms may be therapeutic &#102;&#111;&#114; diseases &#115;&#117;&#099;&#104; as hypothyroidism.</p>
<p>Intermittent fasting, daytime light exposure, excluding light from the bedroom, night fasting &#097;&#110;&#100; daytime feeding are simple practices. &#098;&#117;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; may be underappreciated keys to good health.</p>
<p>References
<p>[1] Fuller PM &#101;&#116; al. Differential rescue &#111;&#102; light- &#097;&#110;&#100; food-entrainable circadian rhythms. Science. 2008 May 23;320(5879):1074-7. pmid.us/18497298.</p>
<p>[2] Rose SR &#101;&#116; al. Hypothyroidism &#097;&#110;&#100; deficiency &#111;&#102; the nocturnal thyrotropin surge &#105;&#110; children with hypothalamic-pituitary disorders. J Clin Endocrinol Metab. 1990 Jun;70(6):1750-5. pmid.us/2112153.</p>
<p>[3] Magrini A &#101;&#116; al. Shift work &#097;&#110;&#100; autoimmune thyroid disorders. Int J Immunopathol Pharmacol. 2006 Oct-Dec;19(4 Suppl):31-6. pmid.us/17291404.</p>
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		<title>The Light Touch / Turkey time at Club Medical</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 19:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hypochondriacs unite. Welcome &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; to Club Medical &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; misery &#108;&#111;&#118;&#101;&#115; company and &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who think they&#8217;re sick, but really aren&#8217;t can gather together to discuss their symptoms. &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; fun-filled weekend, &#119;&#101; are &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; the opportunity to complain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart&#8217;s content about all &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; aches and pains everyone else is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hypochondriacs unite. </p>
<p>Welcome &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; to Club Medical &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; misery &#108;&#111;&#118;&#101;&#115; company and &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who think they&#8217;re sick, but really aren&#8217;t can gather together to discuss their symptoms. &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; fun-filled weekend, &#119;&#101; are &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; the opportunity to complain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart&#8217;s content about all &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; aches and pains everyone else is fed up listening to.</p>
<p>This season &#119;&#101; are offering a special Thanksgiving package &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117; can talk turkey &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; our gourmet experts, sharing their gastronomic secrets on &#104;&#111;&#119; to prepare the quintessential feast without fowl play. Weekend package includes Thanksgiving dinner on the Turkey Trot Terrace, hosted by Sam and Ella &#8212; experts on &#104;&#111;&#119; to &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; a safe holiday without fear of &#098;&#101;&#105;&#110;&#103; poisoned to death by an undercooked bird or tainted stuffing. Learn to baste &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; wild abandon, and &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; the worry out of Thanksgiving by &#098;&#101;&#105;&#110;&#103; cranberry &#099;&#111;&#111;&#108; and sweet potato savvy. </p>
<p>You will join in discussions &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; other hypochondriacs to talk about &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; latest twinges and tingles that plague &#121;&#111;&#117; every day. &#119;&#101; want &#121;&#111;&#117; to vent &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms that &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; doctors &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; been telling &#121;&#111;&#117; for years are stress-related, but which &#119;&#101; &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#119;&#105;&#115;&#101;. &#119;&#101; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complaints &#115;&#101;&#114;&#105;&#111;&#117;&#115;&#108;&#121;.&#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; organs are our main concern. &#119;&#101; encourage &#121;&#111;&#117; to use &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; time wisely by signing up for seminars that pertain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; &#112;&#097;&#114;&#116;&#105;&#099;&#117;&#108;&#097;&#114; symptom agenda.</p>
<p>This year, our 30th organ recital keynote speaker is the renowned Belle E. Acher, an expert on the G.I. tract including the appendix, diverticulum and &#104;&#101;&#114; all-time favorite: the belly button. Dr. Acher does not &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; indigestion lightly. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; woman has guts and gall. &#115;&#104;&#101; is available for personal consultations, and &#112;&#114;&#111;&#118;&#105;&#100;&#101;&#115; free maps outlining &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complete abdominal cavity. Sign up today. &#105;&#116; will &#098;&#101; a gas. </p>
<p>Colonoscopies can &#098;&#101; arranged for an additional fee, and the registration list is &#097;&#108;&#114;&#101;&#097;&#100;&#121; &#097;&#115; long &#097;&#115; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; intestines. These are performed by the world-renown circus performer, and inventor of the latest tube passing techniques, Dr. Samuel Sigmoid, and &#104;&#105;&#115; team of trained live-wire acrobats who can navigate the colon without the use of a net. </p>
<p>For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; problems manifest &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109;&#115;&#101;&#108;&#118;&#101;&#115; in the cardiovascular area, &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; heart. Dr. Angie O&#8217;Plasty, a cardiologist, has flown all the &#119;&#097;&#121; from Ireland to &#097;&#115;&#115;&#105;&#115;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117; in &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; the &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; out of &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; arteries. In &#104;&#101;&#114; book: Arteries: &#104;&#111;&#119; to get rid of Plaque by Daily Aorta Flossing, &#115;&#104;&#101; explains &#104;&#111;&#119; to &#116;&#101;&#108;&#108; if &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; chest pains are due to 1) an unresolved adolescence, 2) a nagging spouse or 3) a corned beef and jalapeno pepper sandwich on seeded rye. </p>
<p>Dr.Angie O&#8217;Plasty, trained in affairs of the heart, will attack &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; chest &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; a vengeance. &#112;&#117;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart in &#104;&#101;&#114; hands and join &#104;&#101;&#114; for an informative few hours.</p>
<p>Our weekend also includes the hypochondriac&#8217;s favorite symptom: the headache. Dr. Mya Graine, the leading headache authority, will teach &#121;&#111;&#117; bio-feedback techniques that apply to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; &#112;&#097;&#114;&#116;&#105;&#099;&#117;&#108;&#097;&#114; complaint. Men, if &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; headache is caused by a spouse who asks &#121;&#111;&#117; to perform unspeakable acts &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; out the garbage or sitting &#116;&#104;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#103;&#104; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; kid&#8217;s soccer games in the rain, &#121;&#111;&#117; can learn &#104;&#111;&#119; to use the headache &#097;&#115; a viable tool for avoiding such outrageous demands. Women: when &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; man expects &#121;&#111;&#117; to cook dinner or cater to &#104;&#105;&#115; every need, we&#8217;ll &#115;&#104;&#111;&#119; &#121;&#111;&#117; &#104;&#111;&#119; to develop a headache at a moments&#8217; notice. Remember, the headache, if utilized properly, can &#098;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; a couple&#8217;s best friend.</p>
<p>In &#098;&#101;&#116;&#119;&#101;&#101;&#110; our seminars, Club Medical is &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; fine dining on either our open-air restaurant, The Ledge, open to all hypochondriacs &#101;&#120;&#099;&#101;&#112;&#116; acrophobics. These folks &#109;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; prefer eating in their rooms &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; two staff members close by who are proficient in performing the Heimlich maneuver. Or, if indoor dining is &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; pleasure, The Cave, which received a 4-Star rating in Hypochondria Health magazine but &#109;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; &#098;&#101; just a tad &#116;&#111;&#111; stuffy for &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101; of our guests who don&#8217;t &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; enclosed spaces. For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; phobic-free individuals, the &#099;&#104;&#111;&#105;&#099;&#101; is yours.</p>
<p>Those who consider the brain to &#098;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; favorite organ, &#109;&#097;&#121; &#119;&#101; suggest our après-dinner event in the Gray Room presented by our guest lecturer, Dr. Sara Bellum. &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who &#119;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#117;&#115; last year &#109;&#097;&#121; recall &#104;&#101;&#114; erudite dissertation: Quieting the Nervous System &#116;&#104;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#103;&#104; Meditation and Regular Jerry Springer Viewing. Dr. Bellum knows the brain &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; the &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; of &#104;&#101;&#114; hand. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; years&#8217; topic will &#098;&#101;: &#104;&#111;&#119; to Increase &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; I.Q. by Drinking Purified Placenta Extract from African Jungle Apes. Seating is available in &#114;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; Brain and Left Brain areas, but &#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; early. </p>
<p>What would our Club Medical Thanksgiving weekend &#098;&#101; without barely-live entertainment? &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; week, the rock group, Acid Reflux, will &#098;&#101; performing on the Gall Stone Patio. &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; &#115;&#108;&#111;&#119; dancing can &#103;&#108;&#105;&#100;&#101; the night &#097;&#119;&#097;&#121; in the Liposuction Lounge &#119;&#104;&#105;&#108;&#101; our 12-piece orchestra plays golden-oldie favorites: &#109;&#121; Aching Heart, Smoke &#103;&#101;&#116;&#115; in &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; Eyes, and I&#8217;ve &#103;&#111;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117; Under &#109;&#121; Skin. For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who enjoy the lighter side of life, our group of comedians: The Stitches will make &#121;&#111;&#117; laugh &#115;&#111; hard, you&#8217;ll split &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; sides.</p>
<p>Thanksgiving is one of our busiest seasons, and the reservations are pouring in, proving that there are &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; hypochondriacs than &#101;&#118;&#101;&#114; before. Is &#105;&#116; any wonder? &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; the rising cost of medical care in &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; country, people would rather live &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; their illnesses than &#115;&#101;&#101; a doctor. Here at Club Medical, &#119;&#101; &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms the respect &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; deserve. If you&#8217;re hurting, &#119;&#101; want to &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; about &#105;&#116;. There is always a dislocated shoulder to cry on. Unlike &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; friends and family who are fed up, &#119;&#101; at Club Medical never tire of listening to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complaints no matter &#104;&#111;&#119; &#098;&#111;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; are.</p>
<p>This year, &#119;&#101; are dividing our guests &#105;&#110;&#116;&#111; specific groups &#097;&#099;&#099;&#111;&#114;&#100;&#105;&#110;&#103; to their symptoms. All &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; ailing extremities, hairline fractures and osteoporosis, will &#103;&#111; immediately to central casting </p>
<p>People &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; earaches, scratchy throats and postnasal drips will meet in our newly-appointed ENT auditorium &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; ailments will never fall on deaf ears. </p>
<p>Those afflicted &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; eye disorders including styes, floaters and pink eye resulting from wearing rose-colored glasses, will congregate in the Site for Sore Eyes. </p>
<p>Our guests who believe &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; suffer from infectious diseases or fevers of unknown origin will assemble in the hermetically-sealed building in the adjacent building &#117;&#110;&#116;&#105;&#108; a definitive diagnosis can &#098;&#101; determined.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101; a rousing hand (except for &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; carpal tunnel syndrome) to our staff of advisors, all leaders in hypochondriacal behavior, for making &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; Thanksgiving Club Medical weekend possible. Remember: &#121;&#111;&#117; don&#8217;t &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; to &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms lying &#100;&#111;&#119;&#110;. &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; fun, &#098;&#101; careful and &#107;&#101;&#101;&#112; in mind the Club Medical motto: just because you&#8217;re a hypochondriac doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re not really sick.</p>
<p>Westporter Judith Marks-White shares &#104;&#101;&#114; humorous views every Wednesday in the Westport News. &#115;&#104;&#101; can &#098;&#101; reached via e-mail at or at judithmarks-white.com</p></p>
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