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		<title>Is Yoga good for Crohn&#039;s Disease?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 05:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[crohn s symptoms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve JUST started Yoga (Vinyasa). &#097;&#110;&#100; was curious if it helps &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#097;&#110;&#121; symptoms of Crohn&#039;s. &#097;&#110;&#121;&#098;&#111;&#100;&#121; know? &#097;&#110;&#100; if you do, how &#097;&#110;&#100; why &#100;&#111;&#101;&#115; it help? thanks. Acupuncture, hypnotherapy, &#097;&#110;&#100; relaxation techniques such as yoga, massage, floatation therapy, &#097;&#110;&#100; deep breathing &#097;&#114;&#101; other treatment options that &#097;&#114;&#101; therapeutic &#097;&#110;&#100; &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#097; positive effect [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#039;ve JUST started Yoga (Vinyasa). &#097;&#110;&#100; was curious if it helps &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#097;&#110;&#121; symptoms of Crohn&#039;s. &#097;&#110;&#121;&#098;&#111;&#100;&#121; know? &#097;&#110;&#100; if you do, how &#097;&#110;&#100; why &#100;&#111;&#101;&#115; it help?<br /> thanks.</p>
<p>Acupuncture, hypnotherapy, &#097;&#110;&#100; relaxation techniques such as yoga, massage, floatation therapy, &#097;&#110;&#100; deep breathing &#097;&#114;&#101; other treatment options that &#097;&#114;&#101; therapeutic &#097;&#110;&#100; &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#097; positive effect &#111;&#110; Crohn&#039;s disease.</p>
<p> As there &#105;&#115; no permanent cure for &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; disease, treatment &#105;&#115; usually directed at easing &#116;&#104;&#101; patient’s symptoms &#097;&#110;&#100; misery &#097;&#110;&#100; battling &#097;&#110;&#121; future complications. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; &#105;&#115; normally &#100;&#111;&#110;&#101; by &#116;&#104;&#101; doctors by performing periodical tests &#116;&#111; &#102;&#105;&#110;&#100; &#111;&#117;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#101; developments of &#116;&#104;&#101; disease. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; helps &#105;&#110; anticipating, recognizing, subsequent treating &#097;&#110;&#100; essentially preventing &#102;&#117;&#114;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; complications. Antidiarrheal preparations help &#105;&#110; reducing inflammatory flare ups &#105;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101; intestine &#097;&#108;&#116;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#103;&#104; anti-inflammatory medications &#097;&#114;&#101; also &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101;&#110;.</p>
<p> Some herbal &#097;&#110;&#100; homeopathic preparations &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; found &#116;&#111; be highly successful &#105;&#110; alleviating Crohn’s disease symptoms. Herbal &#097;&#110;&#100; homeopathic remedies address &#116;&#104;&#101; underlying cause of &#116;&#104;&#101; illness &#097;&#110;&#100; &#097;&#114;&#101; aimed at restoring &#116;&#104;&#101; body’s self-healing mechanism &#097;&#110;&#100; reducing &#116;&#104;&#101; inflammatory response. They &#099;&#097;&#110; help &#116;&#111; provide &#097; supportive platform &#097;&#110;&#100; restore harmony &#097;&#110;&#100; equilibrium &#105;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101; affected body systems. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#115;&#101; remedies &#097;&#114;&#101; specifically tailored &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#101; patient’s &#110;&#101;&#101;&#100;&#115;, &#110;&#111;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#101; symptoms.</p>
<p> Some examples of herbal remedies used &#105;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101; treatment of Crohn’s disease include Matricaria recutita, Filipendula ulmaria, Ulmus fulva &#097;&#110;&#100; Sutherlandia frutescens. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#115;&#101; or other herbs &#109;&#097;&#121; be recommended &#097;&#108;&#111;&#110;&#101; or &#105;&#110; combination – depending &#111;&#110; individual needs&#8211; &#097;&#110;&#100; &#099;&#097;&#110; help &#116;&#111; strengthen digestive health &#097;&#110;&#100; address &#116;&#104;&#101; problems associated &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; Crohn’s disease, without &#109;&#097;&#110;&#121; of &#116;&#104;&#101; &#115;&#105;&#100;&#101; effects associated &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#116;&#104;&#101; prescription drugs.</p>
<p> You &#109;&#097;&#121; &#103;&#101;&#116; additional details over here healthherbsandnutrition.com/r…</p></p>
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		<title>My Confession; My Conclusion &#8211; Can Anybody Relate?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Apr 2011 09:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Symptom Advice</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[colitis symptoms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[My &#110;&#097;&#109;&#101; is Jean, I have &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; diagnosed &#097;&#110;&#100; living with ulcerative colitis &#110;&#111;&#119; &#102;&#111;&#114; 6 years. It has &#098;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; unbearable. I work 40 hours &#097; week as an administrator. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#115;&#101; years have &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; mostly unbearable. I have tried &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; medications &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#116; &#109;&#117;&#099;&#104; success &#097;&#110;&#100; &#109;&#121; symptoms &#097;&#114;&#101; &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; worse.I &#097;&#109; &#100;&#117;&#101; &#097;&#110;&#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; [...]]]></description>
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<p>My &#110;&#097;&#109;&#101; is Jean, I have &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; diagnosed &#097;&#110;&#100; living with ulcerative colitis &#110;&#111;&#119; &#102;&#111;&#114; 6 years. It has &#098;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; unbearable. I work 40 hours &#097; week as an administrator. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#115;&#101; years have &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; mostly unbearable. I have tried &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; medications &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#116; &#109;&#117;&#099;&#104; success &#097;&#110;&#100; &#109;&#121; symptoms &#097;&#114;&#101; &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; worse.I &#097;&#109; &#100;&#117;&#101; &#097;&#110;&#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; colonoscopy in &#097; couple &#111;&#102; months &#097;&#110;&#100; &#102;&#101;&#097;&#114; every time &#111;&#102; &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; colon cancer. I &#097;&#109; 57 years &#111;&#108;&#100; &#097;&#110;&#100; &#109;&#121; life has &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; literally controlled &#098;&#121; this awful disease. I use mind control &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; time to deal with it. It&#8217;s &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#118;&#101;&#114;&#121; scary to &#109;&#101; to see what comes out &#111;&#102; &#109;&#121; body, I &#119;&#097;&#110;&#116; to screammmmm. I wrote &#097; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; poem to express &#109;&#121; conclusion:</p>
<p>Colon Removal, here I &#099;&#111;&#109;&#101;. &#110;&#111; more &#102;&#101;&#097;&#114;, &#110;&#111;&#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; to run.I can&#8217;t keep &#111;&#110; living this way, so &#109;&#117;&#099;&#104; pain &#097;&#110;&#100; misery everyday.&#110;&#111; dates, &#110;&#111;&#116; &#101;&#118;&#101;&#110; &#097; love tap, &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101;&#111;&#110;&#101; &#104;&#101;&#108;&#112; &#109;&#101; to &#103;&#101;&#116; &#109;&#121; life back.</p>
<p>I feel like &#097; victim &#111;&#102; &#097; demon who &#099;&#097;&#109;&#101; in &#116;&#104;&#101; night,&#097;&#110;&#100; hexed &#109;&#101; with &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101;&#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#104;&#101; knew I&#8217;d have to fight.So, fight, fight, I have &#097;&#110;&#100; &#110;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114; will surrender,But &#111;&#110;&#101; thing I will &#097;&#108;&#119;&#097;&#121;&#115; remember:&#116;&#104;&#101; others who struggle with this disease,who have hidden in &#116;&#104;&#101; shadows like &#109;&#101;, afraid, humiliated &#097;&#110;&#100; appalled,don&#8217;t give &#117;&#112;, there is hope &#102;&#111;&#114; us &#097;&#108;&#108;!Medications: &#097;&#110;&#121; medication details &#121;&#111;&#117; &#119;&#097;&#110;&#116; people to &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; about &#121;&#111;&#117; with regards to colitis&#8230;I &#097;&#109; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#116;&#104;&#101; medication &#8220;Lialda&#8221; at present &#097;&#110;&#100; it helps &#111;&#110;&#108;&#121; &#097; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101;. &#110;&#111;&#116; enough!</p>
<p>Medications: I &#097;&#109; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#116;&#104;&#101; medication &#8220;Lialda&#8221; at present &#097;&#110;&#100; it helps &#111;&#110;&#108;&#121; &#097; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101;. &#110;&#111;&#116; enough!</p>
<p><strong>Hostage&#8217;s &#115;&#116;&#111;&#114;&#121; is &#110;&#111;&#119; entered into &#116;&#104;&#101; 2011 Ulcerative Colitis Writing Contest!!! </strong></p>
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		<title>Cervical Cancer Symptom</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 07:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Symptom Advice</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cervical symptoms]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#105;&#102; &#121;&#111;&#117; are silent killers &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#110;&#111;&#116; heard, it&#039;s time &#116;&#111; learn &#116;&#111; recognize the symptoms &#098;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101; it exceeds your life misery caused by the great your life &#116;&#104;&#097;&#110; &#116;&#111; live &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104;. It &#115;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#108;&#100; intervene &#097;&#110;&#100; early symptoms of cancer &#097;&#110;&#100; drastic measures must &#098;&#101; &#109;&#097;&#100;&#101; ??earlier. Ovarian cancer &#105;&#115; the most common types of [...]]]></description>
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<p> &#105;&#102; &#121;&#111;&#117; are silent killers &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#110;&#111;&#116; heard, it&#039;s time &#116;&#111; learn &#116;&#111; recognize the <b>symptoms</b> &#098;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101; it exceeds your life misery caused by the great your life &#116;&#104;&#097;&#110; &#116;&#111; live &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104;. It &#115;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#108;&#100; intervene &#097;&#110;&#100; <b>early symptoms</b> of <b>cancer</b> &#097;&#110;&#100; drastic measures must &#098;&#101; &#109;&#097;&#100;&#101; ??earlier. <b>Ovarian cancer</b> &#105;&#115; the most common types of cancer, metastasis &#105;&#115; usually &#102;&#111;&#117;&#110;&#100; in &#104;&#105;&#115; platform. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101;, it &#105;&#115; imperative<b>Cancer</b> &#104;&#097;&#115; the knowledge &#097;&#110;&#100; the ability &#116;&#111; recognize early signs of ovarian cancer. Many patients ignore <b>the early detection of cancer symptoms of silence,</b> the ovaries still continue &#116;&#111; &#116;&#101;&#108;&#108; them that &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#105;&#115; &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101;&#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#119;&#114;&#111;&#110;&#103; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; her. </p>
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<p> E &#039;extremely &#105;&#109;&#112;&#111;&#114;&#116;&#097;&#110;&#116; that &#121;&#111;&#117; &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; about the early <b>symptoms of ovarian cancer,</b> &#100;&#097;&#110;&#103;&#101;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#115;, &#119;&#104;&#105;&#099;&#104; would &#112;&#101;&#114;&#104;&#097;&#112;&#115; &#115;&#101;&#101; in this &#113;&#117;&#105;&#101;&#116;. </p>
<p>Cervical Cancer Symptom
<p> &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117; noticed vaginal bleedingother &#116;&#104;&#097;&#110; during menstruation? &#100;&#111; &#121;&#111;&#117; &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#107; your stomach &#105;&#115; swollen &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#105;&#115; a heaviness in the pelvis? Find sex painful in &#114;&#101;&#099;&#101;&#110;&#116; days? &#100;&#111; &#121;&#111;&#117; feel nausea &#111;&#114; generally lethargic? &#100;&#111; &#121;&#111;&#117; &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#107; you&#039;re full, even &#105;&#102; &#121;&#111;&#117; &#100;&#111; &#110;&#111;&#116; eat a meal for a couple of hours? &#100;&#111; &#121;&#111;&#117; suffer &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; diarrhea? &#116;&#104;&#101;&#115;&#101; are just &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101; <b>of the symptoms of cancer, ovarian</b> cancer may indicate that early. That&#039;s whyE &#039;imperative &#116;&#111; ask for advice &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; your doctor that time, &#111;&#110;&#101; &#111;&#114; more <b>symptoms</b> occur. </p>
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<p> Please understand <b>that ovarian cancer</b> &#105;&#115; &#110;&#111;&#116; painful <b>symptoms</b> &#111;&#114; signs in &#105;&#116;&#115; infancy. That&#039;s &#119;&#104;&#121; many women ignore the <b>symptoms.</b> It may &#098;&#101; shocking &#116;&#111; learn, &#098;&#117;&#116; &#111;&#110;&#101; in 55 women &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; <b>ovarian cancer</b> in the United States. For this reason it &#105;&#115; imperative that &#121;&#111;&#117; knowearly signs &#097;&#110;&#100; <b>symptoms, ovarian</b> cancer can detect <b>early ovarian cancer,</b> ovarian cysts &#111;&#114; &#097;&#110; infection. &#115;&#111; &#105;&#102; &#121;&#111;&#117; can find &#097;&#108;&#108; the &#097;&#098;&#111;&#118;&#101; <b>symptoms</b> because, lasted more &#116;&#104;&#097;&#110; a couple of weeks, it &#105;&#115; vital that your gynecologist / doctor as soon as possible. </p>
<p> &#111;&#110;&#101; of the &#103;&#111;&#111;&#100; things &#121;&#111;&#117; &#115;&#104;&#111;&#117;&#108;&#100; &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; &#105;&#115; that most cancers can &#098;&#101; cured in &#105;&#116;&#115; early stages. The treatments are recommended, In the meantime, chemotherapy &#097;&#110;&#100; radiotherapy. &#111;&#110;&#108;&#121; &#105;&#102; it &#105;&#115; in the process of metastasis (spread it &#097;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#110;&#100; the body) that doctors can &#110;&#111;&#116; go into the operating room. A hysterectomy &#105;&#115; performed &#111;&#110;&#108;&#121; in extreme cases, when the entire uterus &#105;&#115; removed. This happens when the <b>cancer</b> &#104;&#097;&#115; reached a state of metastasis &#097;&#110;&#100; spread &#116;&#111; other organs. E &#039;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101; imperative that &#121;&#111;&#117; go &#116;&#111; the doctor &#105;&#102; &#121;&#111;&#117; notice that &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101; / allSymptoms <b>of&gt; ovarian cancer</b> can &#098;&#101; charged. </p>
<p> &#111;&#110;&#101; of the most common treatments for <b>cancer in</b> &#119;&#104;&#105;&#099;&#104; cells are &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101;&#110; drugs &#116;&#111; kill cancer. It could &#098;&#101; radiation therapy, in &#119;&#104;&#105;&#099;&#104; cells in the high-energy radiation, &#116;&#111; &#098;&#101; followed. Finally, &#111;&#110;&#101; of the last occasions &#105;&#115; a total hysterectomy, depending &#111;&#110; grade &#097;&#110;&#100; stage of metastasis, the physical &#097;&#110;&#100; mental condition of patients &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#105;&#114; age. </p></p>
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		<title>Christmas trees and decorations may trigger allergies</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Dec 2010 06:51:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time &#116;&#111; pull &#116;&#104;&#101; boxes out &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; attic, hang up &#116;&#104;&#101; wreath &#097;&#110;&#100; wrap &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; house in lights &#097;&#110;&#100; garland. Holiday decorations are &#109;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; their annual debut, &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#101; misery &#111;&#102; some who suffer &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; asthma &#097;&#110;&#100; allergies. &#8220;You disturb dust &#097;&#110;&#100; &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; debris that hasn&#8217;t &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; touched &#102;&#111;&#114; &#097; year &#097;&#110;&#100; it can [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Time &#116;&#111; pull &#116;&#104;&#101; boxes out &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; attic, hang up &#116;&#104;&#101; wreath &#097;&#110;&#100; wrap &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; house in lights &#097;&#110;&#100; garland. Holiday decorations are &#109;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; their annual debut, &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#101; misery &#111;&#102; some who suffer &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; asthma &#097;&#110;&#100; allergies.</p>
<p>&#8220;You disturb dust &#097;&#110;&#100; &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; debris that hasn&#8217;t &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; touched &#102;&#111;&#114; &#097; year &#097;&#110;&#100; it can certainly &#099;&#097;&#117;&#115;&#101; problems,&#8221; says Dr. Richard Lockey, director &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; allergy &#097;&#110;&#100; immunology division at USF Health in Tampa.</p>
<p>If &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#098;&#101;&#101;&#110; under good control but lately &#121;&#111;&#117; are short &#111;&#102; breath, sneezing, wheezing &#111;&#114; coughing, &#111;&#114; &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; itchy, watery eyes &#111;&#114; &#097; runny &#111;&#114; stuffy nose, &#116;&#104;&#101; problem may &#098;&#101; seasonal.</p>
<p>On top &#111;&#102; stored decorations, bringing fresh Christmas trees, wreaths, garlands &#097;&#110;&#100; holiday plants &#105;&#110;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101; can &#097;&#108;&#115;&#111; trigger symptoms. Some people are allergic &#116;&#111; &#097; substance called terpene in evergreens&#8217; sap; it&#8217;s released &#119;&#104;&#101;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101; trunk &#111;&#114; branches are &#099;&#117;&#116;. &#8220;We&#8217;re &#110;&#111;&#116; sure it&#8217;s &#097; &#116;&#114;&#117;&#101; response &#116;&#111; evergreens, but there&#8217;s no &#113;&#117;&#101;&#115;&#116;&#105;&#111;&#110; that some people feel &#099;&#117;&#116; Christmas trees make their asthma worse,&#8221; Lockey says.</p>
<p>Sometimes, trees &#097;&#110;&#100; plants carry mold &#111;&#114; pollen indoors on their branches. Artificial trees can &#098;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; covered in sneeze-inducing dust if &#110;&#111;&#116; stored in airtight containers.</p>
<p>The American College &#111;&#102; Allergy, Asthma &#097;&#110;&#100; Immunology suggests going over &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; tree &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#097; leaf blower in &#097; well-ventilated &#112;&#108;&#097;&#099;&#101; &#111;&#117;&#116;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101; &#116;&#111; remove some &#111;&#102; &#116;&#104;&#101; accumulated allergens. &#111;&#114; spray &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; holiday tree, live &#111;&#114; artificial, &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#097; garden hose &#097;&#110;&#100; &#097;&#108;&#108;&#111;&#119; it &#116;&#111; dry in &#097; garage &#111;&#114; on &#097; covered porch &#098;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101; bringing it &#105;&#110;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101;.</p>
<p>As if &#097;&#108;&#108; &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; seasonal hazards weren&#8217;t enough, &#099;&#111;&#110;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101;&#114; &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115;: According &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#101; U.S. Department &#111;&#102; Housing &#097;&#110;&#100; Urban Development, &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; &#111;&#102; us spend 90 percent &#111;&#102; &#111;&#117;&#114; time indoors &#8212; &#097;&#110;&#100; indoor air can &#098;&#101; more harmful &#116;&#104;&#097;&#110; what&#8217;s outdoors.</p>
<p>From &#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#103;&#115; &#121;&#111;&#117; can smell, &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; oven cleaners &#097;&#110;&#100; bathroom mold, &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; that are odorless, &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; carbon monoxide &#097;&#110;&#100; radon, indoor air can &#098;&#101; hazardous &#116;&#111; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; health.</p>
<p>Stan Stoudenmire, an environmental specialist &#102;&#111;&#114; &#116;&#104;&#101; Pinellas County (Fla.) Health Department&#8217;s indoor air-quality program, says his office handles &#102;&#105;&#118;&#101; &#116;&#111; 20 calls &#097; day. &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; callers express concerns &#097;&#098;&#111;&#117;&#116; mold. &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; irritants include cigarette smoke, wood smoke, carbon monoxide, off-gassing &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; new carpets &#097;&#110;&#100; furniture, sewer gases, household pesticides &#097;&#110;&#100; cleaning supplies. These can &#099;&#097;&#117;&#115;&#101; symptoms &#115;&#117;&#099;&#104; &#097;&#115; headaches, eye, nose &#097;&#110;&#100; throat irritation, breathing problems, fatigue, reduced productivity, even memory problems, &#104;&#101; said.</p>
<p>Most people notice improvement &#097;&#102;&#116;&#101;&#114; &#097; good housecleaning &#097;&#110;&#100; changing air filters, Stoudenmire says. Sometimes plumbing &#097;&#110;&#100; roof work are needed &#116;&#111; repair leaks, &#111;&#114; air handlers need professional cleaning &#116;&#111; remove mold. In extreme cases, damp &#111;&#114; moldy drywall may &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#116;&#111; &#098;&#101; replaced.</p>
<p>But Stoudenmire cautions consumers &#097;&#103;&#097;&#105;&#110;&#115;&#116; private companies that offer inspections &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#110; try &#116;&#111; sell &#097; long list &#111;&#102; repair services. &#104;&#101; advises &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#097; &#115;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#110;&#100; opinion &#098;&#101;&#102;&#111;&#114;&#101; &#100;&#111;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#097;&#110;&#121;&#116;&#104;&#105;&#110;&#103; drastic.</p>
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<p>Lockey says people &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; asthma &#097;&#110;&#100; allergy symptoms need &#116;&#111; &#098;&#101; sure &#116;&#111; &#103;&#101;&#116; &#097; flu shot &#8212; &#097;&#110;&#100; wash hands frequently, stay home if sick &#097;&#110;&#100; take medications &#097;&#115; prescribed.</p>
<p>The allergy college suggests these measures &#116;&#111; breathe easier:</p>
<p>&#8226; Clean. If someone in &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; household suffers &#102;&#114;&#111;&#109; asthma &#097;&#110;&#100; allergies, establish &#097; good cleaning schedule &#097;&#110;&#100; &#099;&#111;&#110;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101;&#114; clearing out potential sources &#111;&#102; &#116;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#098;&#108;&#101;.</p>
<p>&#8226; Vacuum frequently, at &#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#116; twice &#097; week.</p>
<p>&#8226; &#099;&#111;&#110;&#115;&#105;&#100;&#101;&#114; &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#097; HEPA vacuum cleaner, which catches &#116;&#104;&#101; smallest dust particles.</p>
<p>&#8226; Avoid &#8220;dry&#8221; dusting, which sends dust airborne.</p>
<p>&#8226; Keep pets out &#111;&#102; bedrooms.</p>
<p>&#8226; &#103;&#101;&#116; rid &#111;&#102; carpeting &#097;&#110;&#100; older upholstered furniture that harbor dust &#097;&#110;&#100; dust mites.</p>
<p>&#8226; Replace draperies &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; easier &#116;&#111; clean blinds.</p>
<p>&#8226; Regularly replace air filters.</p></p>
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		<title>What is a sexually transmitted disease (STD)? What are the symptoms of STDs?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Symptom Advice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There &#097;&#114;&#101; several std&#039;s &#111;&#117;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101;, several of &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; &#097;&#114;&#101;&#8230; clahmidia(not &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101; of &#116;&#104;&#101; spelling), syphlis,gonorrhea &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#105;&#115; &#097;&#108;&#115;&#111; AIDS, not &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101; what any of &#116;&#104;&#101; symptoms &#097;&#114;&#101; as i&#039;ve &#110;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114; had &#097;&#110; std, contact your doctor &#111;&#114; health department &#102;&#111;&#114; testing &#102;&#111;&#114; stds Sometimes referred &#116;&#111; as STI &#110;&#111;&#119;, which stands &#102;&#111;&#114; [...]]]></description>
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<p>There &#097;&#114;&#101; several std&#039;s &#111;&#117;&#116; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101;, several of &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; &#097;&#114;&#101;&#8230; clahmidia(not &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101; of &#116;&#104;&#101; spelling), syphlis,gonorrhea &#097;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#110; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#105;&#115; &#097;&#108;&#115;&#111; AIDS, not &#115;&#117;&#114;&#101; what any of &#116;&#104;&#101; symptoms &#097;&#114;&#101; as i&#039;ve &#110;&#101;&#118;&#101;&#114; had &#097;&#110; std, contact your doctor &#111;&#114; health department &#102;&#111;&#114; testing &#102;&#111;&#114; stds</p>
<p>Sometimes referred &#116;&#111; as STI &#110;&#111;&#119;, which stands &#102;&#111;&#114; sexually transmissible infection. disease &#105;&#115; &#116;&#104;&#101; result of &#105;&#116; kinda getting &#111;&#117;&#116; of control i guess. &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#097;&#114;&#101; many signs &#097;&#110;&#100; symptoms, &#098;&#117;&#116; some common ones &#097;&#114;&#101; &#097; rash &#097;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#110;&#100; &#116;&#104;&#101; genitals &#111;&#114; mouth, perhaps lethargy.. may progress &#105;&#110;&#116;&#111; &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; severe symptoms. Depends which STI you &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101;. <img src='http://symptomadvice.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>std &#097;&#114;&#101; diseases in which you carry &#097;&#110;&#100; contract &#116;&#111; each &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; by sexual intercourse &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#097;&#114;&#101; alot of &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; &#105;&#102; you think you &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; one &#116;&#104;&#101;&#110; you should consult your doctor quickly!!! many people &#097;&#114;&#101; &#117;&#110; aware that they &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; &#098;&#117;&#116; as soon as they &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; sex &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101;&#111;&#110;&#101; they &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101; &#105;&#116; &#116;&#111; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109; &#097;&#110;&#100; &#105;&#116; causes misery &#097;&#110;&#100; alot of embarassment &#102;&#111;&#114; &#101;&#105;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114; person&#8230;.. look &#105;&#116; &#117;&#112; &#111;&#110; google &#097;&#110;&#100; just type in &#116;&#104;&#101; &#102;&#117;&#108;&#108; std &#105;&#116; should tell you &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101;..</p>
<p>in short, they &#097;&#114;&#101; diseases that &#097;&#114;&#101; transmitted only by &#104;&#097;&#118;&#105;&#110;&#103; sex(intercourse, oral, &#101;&#116;&#099;.). Symptoms may not &#115;&#104;&#111;&#119; &#117;&#112; from 1 &#116;&#111; 10 years later. symptoms differentiate &#102;&#111;&#114; each STD you acquire</p></p>
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		<title>The Light Touch / Turkey time at Club Medical</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 19:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Symptom Advice</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hypochondriacs unite. Welcome &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; to Club Medical &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; misery &#108;&#111;&#118;&#101;&#115; company and &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who think they&#8217;re sick, but really aren&#8217;t can gather together to discuss their symptoms. &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; fun-filled weekend, &#119;&#101; are &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; the opportunity to complain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart&#8217;s content about all &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; aches and pains everyone else is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hypochondriacs unite. </p>
<p>Welcome &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; to Club Medical &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; misery &#108;&#111;&#118;&#101;&#115; company and &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who think they&#8217;re sick, but really aren&#8217;t can gather together to discuss their symptoms. &#100;&#117;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; fun-filled weekend, &#119;&#101; are &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; the opportunity to complain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart&#8217;s content about all &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#108;&#105;&#116;&#116;&#108;&#101; aches and pains everyone else is fed up listening to.</p>
<p>This season &#119;&#101; are offering a special Thanksgiving package &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117; can talk turkey &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; our gourmet experts, sharing their gastronomic secrets on &#104;&#111;&#119; to prepare the quintessential feast without fowl play. Weekend package includes Thanksgiving dinner on the Turkey Trot Terrace, hosted by Sam and Ella &#8212; experts on &#104;&#111;&#119; to &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; a safe holiday without fear of &#098;&#101;&#105;&#110;&#103; poisoned to death by an undercooked bird or tainted stuffing. Learn to baste &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; wild abandon, and &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; the worry out of Thanksgiving by &#098;&#101;&#105;&#110;&#103; cranberry &#099;&#111;&#111;&#108; and sweet potato savvy. </p>
<p>You will join in discussions &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; other hypochondriacs to talk about &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; latest twinges and tingles that plague &#121;&#111;&#117; every day. &#119;&#101; want &#121;&#111;&#117; to vent &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms that &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; doctors &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; been telling &#121;&#111;&#117; for years are stress-related, but which &#119;&#101; &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; &#111;&#116;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#119;&#105;&#115;&#101;. &#119;&#101; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complaints &#115;&#101;&#114;&#105;&#111;&#117;&#115;&#108;&#121;.&#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; organs are our main concern. &#119;&#101; encourage &#121;&#111;&#117; to use &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; time wisely by signing up for seminars that pertain to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; &#112;&#097;&#114;&#116;&#105;&#099;&#117;&#108;&#097;&#114; symptom agenda.</p>
<p>This year, our 30th organ recital keynote speaker is the renowned Belle E. Acher, an expert on the G.I. tract including the appendix, diverticulum and &#104;&#101;&#114; all-time favorite: the belly button. Dr. Acher does not &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; indigestion lightly. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; woman has guts and gall. &#115;&#104;&#101; is available for personal consultations, and &#112;&#114;&#111;&#118;&#105;&#100;&#101;&#115; free maps outlining &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complete abdominal cavity. Sign up today. &#105;&#116; will &#098;&#101; a gas. </p>
<p>Colonoscopies can &#098;&#101; arranged for an additional fee, and the registration list is &#097;&#108;&#114;&#101;&#097;&#100;&#121; &#097;&#115; long &#097;&#115; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; intestines. These are performed by the world-renown circus performer, and inventor of the latest tube passing techniques, Dr. Samuel Sigmoid, and &#104;&#105;&#115; team of trained live-wire acrobats who can navigate the colon without the use of a net. </p>
<p>For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; problems manifest &#116;&#104;&#101;&#109;&#115;&#101;&#108;&#118;&#101;&#115; in the cardiovascular area, &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; heart. Dr. Angie O&#8217;Plasty, a cardiologist, has flown all the &#119;&#097;&#121; from Ireland to &#097;&#115;&#115;&#105;&#115;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117; in &#103;&#101;&#116;&#116;&#105;&#110;&#103; the &#109;&#111;&#115;&#116; out of &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; arteries. In &#104;&#101;&#114; book: Arteries: &#104;&#111;&#119; to get rid of Plaque by Daily Aorta Flossing, &#115;&#104;&#101; explains &#104;&#111;&#119; to &#116;&#101;&#108;&#108; if &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; chest pains are due to 1) an unresolved adolescence, 2) a nagging spouse or 3) a corned beef and jalapeno pepper sandwich on seeded rye. </p>
<p>Dr.Angie O&#8217;Plasty, trained in affairs of the heart, will attack &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; chest &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; a vengeance. &#112;&#117;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; heart in &#104;&#101;&#114; hands and join &#104;&#101;&#114; for an informative few hours.</p>
<p>Our weekend also includes the hypochondriac&#8217;s favorite symptom: the headache. Dr. Mya Graine, the leading headache authority, will teach &#121;&#111;&#117; bio-feedback techniques that apply to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; &#112;&#097;&#114;&#116;&#105;&#099;&#117;&#108;&#097;&#114; complaint. Men, if &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; headache is caused by a spouse who asks &#121;&#111;&#117; to perform unspeakable acts &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; &#116;&#097;&#107;&#105;&#110;&#103; out the garbage or sitting &#116;&#104;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#103;&#104; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; kid&#8217;s soccer games in the rain, &#121;&#111;&#117; can learn &#104;&#111;&#119; to use the headache &#097;&#115; a viable tool for avoiding such outrageous demands. Women: when &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; man expects &#121;&#111;&#117; to cook dinner or cater to &#104;&#105;&#115; every need, we&#8217;ll &#115;&#104;&#111;&#119; &#121;&#111;&#117; &#104;&#111;&#119; to develop a headache at a moments&#8217; notice. Remember, the headache, if utilized properly, can &#098;&#101;&#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; a couple&#8217;s best friend.</p>
<p>In &#098;&#101;&#116;&#119;&#101;&#101;&#110; our seminars, Club Medical is &#112;&#108;&#101;&#097;&#115;&#101;&#100; to offer &#121;&#111;&#117; fine dining on either our open-air restaurant, The Ledge, open to all hypochondriacs &#101;&#120;&#099;&#101;&#112;&#116; acrophobics. These folks &#109;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; prefer eating in their rooms &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; two staff members close by who are proficient in performing the Heimlich maneuver. Or, if indoor dining is &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; pleasure, The Cave, which received a 4-Star rating in Hypochondria Health magazine but &#109;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; &#098;&#101; just a tad &#116;&#111;&#111; stuffy for &#115;&#111;&#109;&#101; of our guests who don&#8217;t &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; enclosed spaces. For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; phobic-free individuals, the &#099;&#104;&#111;&#105;&#099;&#101; is yours.</p>
<p>Those who consider the brain to &#098;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; favorite organ, &#109;&#097;&#121; &#119;&#101; suggest our après-dinner event in the Gray Room presented by our guest lecturer, Dr. Sara Bellum. &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who &#119;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; &#117;&#115; last year &#109;&#097;&#121; recall &#104;&#101;&#114; erudite dissertation: Quieting the Nervous System &#116;&#104;&#114;&#111;&#117;&#103;&#104; Meditation and Regular Jerry Springer Viewing. Dr. Bellum knows the brain &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; the &#098;&#097;&#099;&#107; of &#104;&#101;&#114; hand. &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; years&#8217; topic will &#098;&#101;: &#104;&#111;&#119; to Increase &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; I.Q. by Drinking Purified Placenta Extract from African Jungle Apes. Seating is available in &#114;&#105;&#103;&#104;&#116; Brain and Left Brain areas, but &#099;&#111;&#109;&#101; early. </p>
<p>What would our Club Medical Thanksgiving weekend &#098;&#101; without barely-live entertainment? &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; week, the rock group, Acid Reflux, will &#098;&#101; performing on the Gall Stone Patio. &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who &#108;&#105;&#107;&#101; &#115;&#108;&#111;&#119; dancing can &#103;&#108;&#105;&#100;&#101; the night &#097;&#119;&#097;&#121; in the Liposuction Lounge &#119;&#104;&#105;&#108;&#101; our 12-piece orchestra plays golden-oldie favorites: &#109;&#121; Aching Heart, Smoke &#103;&#101;&#116;&#115; in &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; Eyes, and I&#8217;ve &#103;&#111;&#116; &#121;&#111;&#117; Under &#109;&#121; Skin. For &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; who enjoy the lighter side of life, our group of comedians: The Stitches will make &#121;&#111;&#117; laugh &#115;&#111; hard, you&#8217;ll split &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; sides.</p>
<p>Thanksgiving is one of our busiest seasons, and the reservations are pouring in, proving that there are &#109;&#111;&#114;&#101; hypochondriacs than &#101;&#118;&#101;&#114; before. Is &#105;&#116; any wonder? &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; the rising cost of medical care in &#116;&#104;&#105;&#115; country, people would rather live &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; their illnesses than &#115;&#101;&#101; a doctor. Here at Club Medical, &#119;&#101; &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms the respect &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; deserve. If you&#8217;re hurting, &#119;&#101; want to &#107;&#110;&#111;&#119; about &#105;&#116;. There is always a dislocated shoulder to cry on. Unlike &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; friends and family who are fed up, &#119;&#101; at Club Medical never tire of listening to &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; complaints no matter &#104;&#111;&#119; &#098;&#111;&#114;&#105;&#110;&#103; &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; are.</p>
<p>This year, &#119;&#101; are dividing our guests &#105;&#110;&#116;&#111; specific groups &#097;&#099;&#099;&#111;&#114;&#100;&#105;&#110;&#103; to their symptoms. All &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; ailing extremities, hairline fractures and osteoporosis, will &#103;&#111; immediately to central casting </p>
<p>People &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; earaches, scratchy throats and postnasal drips will meet in our newly-appointed ENT auditorium &#119;&#104;&#101;&#114;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; ailments will never fall on deaf ears. </p>
<p>Those afflicted &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; eye disorders including styes, floaters and pink eye resulting from wearing rose-colored glasses, will congregate in the Site for Sore Eyes. </p>
<p>Our guests who believe &#116;&#104;&#101;&#121; suffer from infectious diseases or fevers of unknown origin will assemble in the hermetically-sealed building in the adjacent building &#117;&#110;&#116;&#105;&#108; a definitive diagnosis can &#098;&#101; determined.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s &#103;&#105;&#118;&#101; a rousing hand (except for &#116;&#104;&#111;&#115;&#101; &#119;&#105;&#116;&#104; carpal tunnel syndrome) to our staff of advisors, all leaders in hypochondriacal behavior, for making &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; Thanksgiving Club Medical weekend possible. Remember: &#121;&#111;&#117; don&#8217;t &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; to &#116;&#097;&#107;&#101; &#121;&#111;&#117;&#114; symptoms lying &#100;&#111;&#119;&#110;. &#104;&#097;&#118;&#101; fun, &#098;&#101; careful and &#107;&#101;&#101;&#112; in mind the Club Medical motto: just because you&#8217;re a hypochondriac doesn&#8217;t mean you&#8217;re not really sick.</p>
<p>Westporter Judith Marks-White shares &#104;&#101;&#114; humorous views every Wednesday in the Westport News. &#115;&#104;&#101; can &#098;&#101; reached via e-mail at or at judithmarks-white.com</p></p>
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